👩 Beth (a.k.a. B)
Founder • Chief Happiness Officer • Professional Treasure Hunter
Beth is the heart behind The Scoop Society and the official curator of all things joyful. She has an uncanny ability to find gifts that make people laugh, smile, cry happy tears, or immediately text a friend, "LOOK WHAT I GOT!"
When she's not hunting for the next boutique treasure, she's dreaming up new Scoops, building Curated Collections, hiding Golden Duck surprises, and making sure every package feels like it was packed just for you... because it was.
Special Skills
- Finding ridiculously adorable things
- Creating the perfect mystery box
- Shopping "for work"
- Making people smile
- Drinking coffee while shopping for more things
Favorite Saying:
"Just one more supplier..."
☕ George
Creative Director • Chief Idea Instigator • Professional Overthinker
George lives somewhere between imagination and organized chaos.
He writes the words, dreams up the adventures, names the collections, builds the website, and occasionally convinces Beth that another brilliant idea is exactly what she needed at 10:00 p.m.
He's also responsible for turning "I have this little idea..." into a 47-page marketing strategy.
Special Skills
- Turning ordinary into unforgettable
- Making Fredericka famous
- Writing way too much
- Believing every page should make someone smile
- Helping build brands with heart
Favorite Phrase:
"Wait... I have one more idea."
🐱 The Feline Department of Unsolicited Opinions (Hazel & Rory)
Nobody asked...
They're giving them anyway.
The cats oversee keyboard walking, box testing, judging everyone's life choices, and reminding the dogs who's really in charge.
They have never made a mistake.
(According to them.)
🐶 The Canine Security Team
(Charlie Bosley Brown, Ginger Girl, Gizmo, Dora and Lilly)
Our highly trained security officers inspect every package to ensure it meets the official "Tail Wag Approved" standard.
Their duties include quality control, snack inspections, greeting delivery drivers with excessive enthusiasm, and taking mandatory afternoon naps.
Productivity decreases significantly if squirrels are spotted.
🐥 Fredericka
(a.k.a. The Girls ~ Snoball, Katy, Lynda, Dawn and Daisy)
Director of Golden Duck Distribution & Quality Control
Fredericka is responsible for personally approving every Golden Duck Surprise before it leaves headquarters.
She also supervises shipping, offers unsolicited opinions during packing, occasionally steals the spotlight in photos, and firmly believes every order deserves at least one extra smile.
She's never met a cardboard box she didn't like.
Special Skills
- Hiding Golden Ducks
- Looking adorable
- Supervising without actually helping
- Being slightly dramatic
- Randomly appearing where least expected
Favorite Snack:
Literally anything she thinks you're eating.
❤️ Our Customers
VIP Members of The Scoop Society
The truth is...
The Scoop Society wouldn't exist without you.
Whether you've ordered one Scoop or twenty, chosen a Curated Collection, laughed at a sticker, or discovered a Golden Duck Surprise, you're part of our story.
Thank you for letting us bring a little extra joy to your mailbox.
Our Promise
We believe happiness can arrive in a cardboard box.
Every order is hand-picked, thoughtfully packed, and sent with one simple mission:
To make your day a little brighter than it was five minutes ago.
🚧 We're Hiring!
Think you've got what it takes?
Current openings include:
- Professional Bubble Wrap Popper
- Golden Duck Hide-and-Seek Specialist
- Box Inspector
- Chief Tail Wagger
- Director of Happy Mail
- Sticker Enthusiast
- Coffee Refill Coordinator
- Assistant to the Assistant Regional Duck Manager
Benefits include: Unlimited smiles, occasional chicken supervision, and the satisfaction of making someone's day.
(Actual positions may or may not exist... but we're always accepting applications from kind humans with a good sense of humor.)